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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 11:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

Do opposites attract? How often do you see weird couples like a guy/girl dating someone who is boring with no sense of humor ?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

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Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

I've written three books, but I haven't been able to promote them yet. What should I do?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

How do you complete “Ciao bell'uomo, come stai oggi, buongiorno signore, sono Jennifer Rose Louis, come ti chiami”?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

Still no good.

How can a man clean his Soul?

Still no good

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

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Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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